Tuesday - started to eat a shoe - got a pretty good smack (4 or so CA). Are you happy now?
So, to retaliate, I decided to have a little sick-in this morning. No morning patrols, no happy greeting the kids at the stairs, no friendly acknowledgement of how yummy their breakfast looks. Nothing. Just sat in the crate all morning. I can't imagine how they started their day without me. That'll teach 'em.
Plus it was raining - they can't expect me to walk outside in the rain, now, can they? Fascists.
Tonight, I think I'll wait until the kids are asleep, and they start to watch a movie or something, then bark for about 45 minutes for no particular reason. That'll really teach 'em. ...or I'll get hit again - see what I do for you people...
(BTW - went to the polling place Tuesday, but they wouldn't let me vote. My IL License is up-to-date and everything... Had to walk around the block while the parents voted in turn. More on this later, unless I forget.)
Arf.
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